Automatic adjustment into shit.

Monitors.

Serving games & serving eyes. No, no, don't ask questions, we'll take care of you! You need no options!

White - whiter!
Black - blacker!
Perfect - fucked up!

When your eyes hurt, they'll hurt even more. When you need to see, we'll take care of the extra advantage given by paying attention.

Real good algorithm idiots! Big fucking products, real tough piece of shit!

The latest and greatest, the most state of the art, yeah! Give it to me! This is the most I can ever get for my buck and ever dream of!

Predefined Equalizers.

Rock has metal and undeep base. It is loud and unconfortable. Guess what we will do with it for you! We will either turn it up to a relentless fucking jet engine in your skull, or tone it down to diarrhea. This is what an equalizer is about!

Equalizers can modify sound to make it sound better! We will work about 26 man hours to implement our help to your latest, greatest, incredible piece of shit! Trust us!

We will never study acoustics and change the quality of the signal to fit, at a quick change, either bad recordings, either the complicated multidimensional dynamics of masterworks, we will change the quality of the amplitude of the signal by frequencies, by dicking dick dicker. It's the fucking latest and greatest! I HAVE A JOOOOB!